• This headache. Whose fucking idea was it to drink 6 10 beers out and about and 1 2 wines when I got home? Mine that’s whose. Fucking idiot.
  • Alcohol. I’m going to go all Seinfeld here and say “what’s the deal with alcohol!”. Such fun at the time, many good laughs, lots of talking, then BAM it screws you up. It punishes you for enjoying yourself.
  • Seinfeld. What a stupid fucking show that was.
  • The Fridge. Who put the fucking fridge all the way down the fucking stairs?
  • Me. I hate me today. All of the above is because of me.